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My choice of my own power

if i was ask to choose a super power,i would like to have a power that can read somebody mind..

1.i can know if what are they thinking about..

2.i can know what is going on..

3.i can know if he/she is thinking sth bad about me or my friendz..

4.i can help people who is in trouble..

5.i can pass all my tests..

chinese new year

this chinese new year is so special coz valentines day falls on the same day as chinese new years day…i can get angpao when it is chinese new year..it is so funnnn!!!i also can get new clothes…wish this year chinese new year is d best n i can get more angpao than last year chinese new yeAR…i’m waiting to gettt angpao n to go to my cousins’ house..i dream of it a long time ago…

Chinese new y
american newspaper

A man is out walking in New York city when he sees a little girl being chased by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by hitting the dog’s head with a stick and saves the girl’s life.

The girl’s mother rushes over to him: “Thank you so much for saving my little girl. You are a true hero. Tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about ‘Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl’”

“But I’m not a New Yorker,” the man says.

“Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl,” says the mother.

“But I’m not an American neither,” the man says.

“So, what are you then?” asks the mother.

“I’m an Iranian,” the man replied politely.

The next day he sees the newspaper headlines:

“Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog.”

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black eyes

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?”

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.